As Tyler says; Sparkle Sparkle

*urk*

Guess who finished reading Harry Potter 7 in just 16 hours!!!

Technically it's somewhere in the vicinity of 9 hours (i tried to sleep at 3am, but didn't quite get there until 7..45ish, then i got up at 12 and started reading again).

I'm sick, bedridden even. Nothing but water for a day and a half actually. Stupid graveyard cold weather freezing wind burning your eyes shift.


In other news, i'm engaged. I'll post a pic of the ring shortly. Who would've thought, me... engaged.

Shame the BBC!!!!

Ok, so this is short and pointless:

DAMN THE BBC, DAMN THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

So i've downloaded the first... 3 of 7 Doctor Who Episodes that i'm currently downloading, and they went and gave the Doctor a surname. For the entirety of the second episode, Martha (new chick/companion but strictly NOT a replacement for Rose, although i do like her much better.) refers to the doctor as Mr. Smith, because that's the name he checked into her hospital as (she's a med student).

Anyways, so far this has stuck for the first and second episodes (Yes i know i said "second" episode before, technically the first episode was more of a christmas special going on from the last episode of series 2. The numerical system goes something like 3x00 - third series {new=modern series} and episode number, 00 referring to the christmas one, not strictly the first episode, but ties the last episode of the previous series to this one) and it SICKENS ME... SICKENS ME!!! (the surname, not the system of recording episodes, in case you thought i may have forgotten what it was i was ranting about)

IT SICKENS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough* i just realised i am insane.

Especially the both of us...

Burn For Your Lies!!! Bahahaha- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Next song lyrics i hear: My Love is Bigger than Your Love [Sing It]

Thursday 15^th March, 7 pm.

Hey, so here I am, outside A&R writing in this newly bought book journal writing thing for ideas.

I’m feeling pretty sorry for myself as I just spent $370- on virtually nothing. Well, Warhammer, jackets, and black (and white) high-top converses.

Yeah, so I’ve worked out why I don’t shop all that much: I’m a closet shopaholic.

Hell, the last time I went shopping for myself was about 7 months ago, yeah, so now I’m writing this journal entry, listening to the Dresden Dolls on my Nokia N70- Music Edition. Parents did a good job killing two birds with this stone I’ll tell you.

So, today I remembered something from Music Camp, so Mitch, this is exclusively for you: Do you remember the year I sang Slide by the Dresden Dolls at the red faces night? How the teachers looked absolutely horrified at certain parts in the song, before everyone burst into applause at the end. I can’t believe I’d forgotten it, music camp was a big part of my year, every year, as it probably was yours too. I miss those times…

Anyways, in short, seeing Hot Fuzz in 2 hours, writing a story and generally worrying about what mum and dad will say when they see the credit card bill. I’ve got the money, I just hate spending money that I’ve worked hard to save. I’m an insane one, aren’t i?

Out for now- Em.

Monday 19^th March, 4pm.

So, where the first ½ of my journal entry was from Thursday night, this half is coming live from the contemporary child lecture #2. Now, the number 2 designates both the facts a) that this is the second lecture of the week (the first was at 11am today) and that b) this is the 2^nd contemporary child lecture I’ve ever been to. I am a Model Uni Student.

So I’m sitting here, by myself in the front row, scribbling away frantically to make it look as though I’m writing something meaningful/important. I’ve got lesson number 2 tomorrow for science teaching, as well as a music presentation. Then I’ve got to get the research assignment thing underway and done before I start work on Friday night. Psssh, yeah Uni is hard.

I’m writing in blue pen, which really has no consequence since I’ll re-type this on the computer, but I felt like mentioning it because in my bag I have 3 blue pens. I thoughts I only had a red pen, but it turns out they’re all blue. Though I wonder what happened to the red one I first pulled out and looked at when I was getting out of my car.

I had another moment today where I went to open the door and stopped because I didn’t recognize myself for a split instant. It was freaky. On a side note, my hair is getting longer again, but I’m liking the fringe (gasp! I’m admitting it!), now that it sits over my glasses and almost sits behind my ears. I think the fringe and layers will stay.

On an even bigger side note…April 2. Oh wait, nah, I won’t tell you about that.

Out again, with love for my lovelies, Em-to-the-Awesome-A.

Dizzy, i'm so dizzy...

This is not a very good journal, i know.

Sorry, but things are moving really fast at the moment

BUT Don't stop the world just yet, this dizzy feelng is good.

I will probably write a better journal entry eventually, or even later, we'll see.

Ahem,

Chicken Monkey Shoes- Tasty, hairy and with the tendency to throw faeces at passing children, nuns and emos. Quite stylish too.

That is all

Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy, and when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me HAPPY!

So... Yesterday, whilst it seems like a eon ago now, it was literally only 26 hours ago that i was sitting on the Werribee-Southern Cross with Tyler. I got a message, excitedly, i thought it was maybe from Brad (who was getting off to work), but NO, it's the douche Dewey. aka Mark Williams.

"Hey whats going on. Hows uni going. Im going up to bendigo in a couple of weeks and was wondering if you wanted to catch up"

I show it to Tyler and he decides to reply to him, (in all the annoying smses he's ever sent me, i've never replied to one...) and so, here is a transcript of all of the messages:

(Me*:) "Nothing much, just spending a lot of time with Brad, Dan, Cait and Tyler. Things have been going really well with Brad lately, I think it could turn into something really special someday soon."

*Note: Tyler was the one writing the replies, but i can sacrifice some of my pride purely because Marks replies are so fucking hilarious.

(Mark:) "Whos brad"

At this point Tyler and i break into uncontrollable laughter. Never mind that he doesn't ask about the others... Bahahaha.

(Me:) "Brad is this great guy Tyler and Cait introduced me to."

(Mark:) "Cool. When are you next in traralgon"

Gets straight to the point doesn't he?

(Me:) Saturday night. Want to come out?

We figure we get straight to fucking with him, rather than lying to him and ending the conversation.

(Dewey:) "Yeah maybe. I work till 12 but i might go out after that"

Oh yeah. we got him there, lets see how far we can get this to go...

(Me:) "Cool, we might just come around a bit before then"

We know where he works: KFC traralgon lol, funny story about that, it involves me and kelly in the drive through, him packing and kelly yelling "Oh look, it's that DICKHEAD MARK WILLIAMS!"

(Dewey:) "Yeah cool hopefully we catch up at sometime"

He's fucked now lol. I didn't think could be so much fun!
* At this point Tyler departs at Footscray, leaving me to either stop or keep it up. As you will soon see, i continued...

(Douche-Boy:) "Hey, just a question do you know who i am"

Bahahaha, now this can get even more interesting

(Me:) "Uh, mark from school right?"

(Dewey:) "Yeah. Thats right just wasnt sure if you new. So how is uni going?"

So he's trying to strike up a conversation now. nice. I'll play along for a little while.

(Me:) "Just started, as good as it can be. What about you?"

(Dewey:) "Not much just working at kfc and thinking about moving to either melbourne or queensland"

Excellent! An oppurtunity to get back to saturday night

(Me:) "Fair enough. I'm just uni-ing and travelling every week to melbourne to see Brad, Dan, Tyler, and Cait. It's my b'day this weekend which is why i'm coming down."

(Douche-Boy:) "Well in that case i will definately have to come out and shout you a drink. Anyway are you and brad actually together or just good friends."

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now this is getting interesting again! Unfortunately for me, i have to be a little more truthful with this asshole than i'd like.

(Me:) "It's not official, Yet. But we're kind of together."

(M-Dogg:) "Ok, fair enough. Maybe i shouldn meet up with you then"

Oh but why not? Tyler is so eager to punch you in the face when you try to make a move on me in front of Brad.

(Me:) "Meh whatever. I'm just catching up with everyone i can fron school."

Good move Emma, a nice blanket statement that doesn't really forward this conversation, if i do say so myself.

(Marky-Mark:) "Well its just that over the last few weeks i have been thinking about you a lot and thinking about how stupid it was of me to break up with you. And i was hoping we could give it another shot but i guess not considering you have moved on and found someone better. I hope he treats you the way you deserve to be treated"

There is too much to laugh about in this one, but mostly the fact that he has to be soo desperate to try to crawl back to me when we went out 6 years ago; in year 7, when i was a young, fragile thing that had no idea about how the world worked, let alone about love.

(McFucker:) "Well if things dont work out between you and brad you have my number if you want. I've gotta go (etc. etc. excuses) I'll let you know if i'm going out saturday night."

I don't reply to the last 2 messages, i'm laughing so hard my nose is bleeding (well, not that hard, but i was rupturing one of my kidneys).


So, the moral of the story: Tomorrow is going to be one of the best nights of my life and i can't wait. And that if you mess with me: i'll mind-fuck you right back.

With a little help from my friends.

I've just returned from work, and reported for Centrelink. However, later in the day (around 5 ish) this will be replaced with an update on how things are going. Mostly, though it's going to be about the FUCKING HILARIOUS things tyler smsed mark williams...

No giving away too many of the golden smses right now, but heres a preview:

"well if things don't work out between you and brad you have my number if you want..."

*snickers, trying not to laugh*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i found this one at the end of the best movie i've seen in a long time...

They say misery loves company
We could start a company and make misery

Frustrated, incorporated
Well I know just what you need
I might just have the thing
I know what youd pay to see

Put me out of my misery
Id do it for you, would you do it for me
We will always be busy making misery

We could build a factory and make misery
Well create the cure; we made the disease

Frustrated, incorporated
Frustrated, incorporated
Well I know just what you need
I might just have the thing
I know what youd pay to feel

Put me out of my misery
All you suicide kings and you drama queens
Forever after happily, making misery

Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need
Was it only envy, so empty

Frustrated, incorporated
Frustrated, incorporated

Frustrated, incorporated (put me out of my misery)
Frustrated, incorporated (Id do it for you, would you do it for me)
Frustrated, incorporated (forever after happily)
Frustrated, incorporated (making misery)


Soul Asylum - Misery
Clerks II



Although i do tell a fib, i've seen many good movies recently, this song just happens to be the best one i've heard in a while.

There will be feasting, and dancing, in Jerusalem This Year

A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys

Ehehe.

I know i haven't been on here for a long time, it's because i've been insanely busy very recently. By very recently i mean from about december onwards. FIRSTLY, I saw and MET Tripod!!! Then I got a job working the graveyard shifts at KFC, went to 2 concerts in Melbourne in January to see THE MOUNTAIN GOATS and LILY ALLEN (prior to this i could only call the 2 Tripod performances as the only musical 'concerts' i've ever been to.), I've been to Wilsons Prom and have ferried my way across the state five or six times, going between Traralgon, Melbourne, (Werribee,) and Bendigo alike.

Mostly this entry is just to update those of you who have left VF, for greener, less depressing pastures. Anyway, thats about it. I've been having a fantastic time seeing everyone that i can. And rest assured Tara, i'm taking you out for lunch sunday 4th of March. (Aka, the day that is after my birthday).

Nice to catch Caity on here again, and to read up on zeb and mitch's alternate-vf-ness. (Waiting for an update from the realm of Tyler, but he's quite a busy bee at the moment as well, Good Luck with it guys!)

I'm out for now, but i'll be back.

Procrastination

...I'll make a blog later.

I'm even thinking of making a nightmare before christmas skin for my blog.

Later...